Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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