There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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