Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
did i just pee glitter
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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