Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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