Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
