Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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