I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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