You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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