? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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