You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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