Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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