singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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