Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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