absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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