So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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