Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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