Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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