I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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