We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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