Taylor Swift is so right about you.
now i know why i became what i already was.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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