you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
i've created a new STD.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Someone signed my nipple.
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