Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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