small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
