I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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