i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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