Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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