Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
