She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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