So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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