So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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