the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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