hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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