Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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