You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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