And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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