Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
is it fun? or sober?
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