Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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