Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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