remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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