I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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