Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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