Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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