Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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