he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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