I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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