I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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