my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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