hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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