How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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