idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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