She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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