if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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