I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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