lets start a swedish sibling band together
I love having hate sex.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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