am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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