He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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